Hey Baby....Every guy knows the way to a girls heart is the initial approach. What approach is better than starting off with a hey baby, yo girl, damn shorty, or a loud Hmm. Am I right? All those cute terms of affection are probably better left on the page, but what do I know. Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, this list is devoted to the baby--the hey baby. In my opinion, one of the worst terms of endearment a man can use in a pickup line. Of course, if you want to substitute your favorite pet name in place of the Hey Baby, go ahead. I have a feeling the reaction will change in no way whatsoever. Hey baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. Hey baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on! Hey baby, you want a free ticket to the gun show? (pointing to your arms) Hey baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Hey baby, do you want to have my children? Hey baby, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; by the way, you have my consent. Hey baby, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time. What do you say? Hey babe, how about a pizza and a screw? Hey Baby, I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. Hey Baby, I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? Hey baby, wanna play lion? You kneel and I'll throw you the bone. Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? Hey baby, wanna have sex? What did you think? Do you want more pickup lines?
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