Do You Like Pickup Lines?

Do you think pickup lines are stupid? I don’t know about you but nothing spells sensuality like a forceful do you. These lines are a little rough around the edges. It's as if they were meant to be said by the Terminator. If you like collecting pickup lines so you can share a laugh around the water cooler, this is the place for you; however, if you’re looking for something sweet to say to a girl, you won’t find it on this page, but you may find some good ideas here. These lines come with a punch. Don’t make the mistake in turning a figurative comment into something that leaves a literal bruise.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?) Because I can see myself in them.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
(No) Do you wanna do lunch?

Do you know the difference between sex and a conversation?
(No) Wanna go upstairs and talk?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you spit or swallow?

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
(No) Wink

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?
(No)Let's go on a picnic and find out.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
(No or yes)May I?

Do you have a map?
(Why) I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have any raisins?
(No) How about a date?

Do you have the time?
(She gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

Do you have a Band Aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a boyfriend?
(No) Want one?
(Yes) Well, when you want a man-friend, come talk to me.

The do you lines ask the listener to take notice by directly engaging the subject; whereas, the following lines are a little more subtle. This next group of lines is what I call the occupational pickup line. Incorporating the occupation of a parent may catch the other person off guard when using a pickup line. However, as soon as it becomes apparent the line is indeed a pickup line, then it will most likely have the usual effect. That being said, here is my collection of occupational pickup lines. If nothing else, they should put a smile on the receivers face.

Is your dad a king? Because you’re a princess.

Were your parents Greek Gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess like you.

Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have nice melons.

Was your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got the most finely tuned body I’ve ever seen.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what do you say we tie up for the night?

Want to know the best way to a fisherman's heart? Through his fly.

Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

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