Cheesiest Pickup Lines

The following pickup lines are the cheesiest pickup lines out there. These cheesiest pickup lines have been broken into three categories: sad pickup lines, pathetic pickup lines, and cute pickup lines. Don’t be confused, they’re all the cheesy pickup lines! A lot of these pickup lines I’ve only read about before, however, some I've actually heard and used when I was growing up and joking around with friends. As with any pickup line, they won’t help get the girl, but they may be the source of endless amusement. If you’ve just landed on this page, then feel free to flip through the collection. You can move between the categories at the bottom of this page. If you want to send me a comment, or add a pickup line, you can do that too by clicking here.

Guy: It's yours
Girl: Excuse me -or- What?
Guy: My heart.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Is he in prison?
(Who?) The man who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

What's that in your eye? Oh, just a twinkle.

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

(Checking the tag on the back of the shirt) Just what I thought, made in heaven.

Does God know you've escaped from heaven?

(With your hands on her shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

I think I can die happy now because I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Somebody better call God because he's missing an angel!

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Did it hurt?
(Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

Are your feet tired?
(Why?) Because you've been running through my mind all day.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk to you--sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Are you a parking ticket?
(Why?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?

What's say you and I go behind a rock and get a little boulder.

Can I borrow a quarter?
(What for?) I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

The next set of cheesiest pickup lines will inevitably elicit a pathetic reproach. These pathetic pickup lines won’t make the listener laugh, smile, or even agree to a date. If you’re lucky, you’ll only get an immediate rejection.

Picture this: you, me, bubble-bath, and a bottle of champagne.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
(No) Well then, please start.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

You might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the one talking to you now.

In the realm of cheesiest pickup lines, these cheesiest pickup lines are the pinch-your-cheeks kind of lines. They are the overly cute pickup lines that make you want to throw up. It’s like taking a double shot of syrup--too sweet. Their reaction is similar to that of a puppy, a fluffy cloud, or an elderly person. They are the, Ahhh isn't that cute kind of pickup line. And who wants to be cute?

I know, I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I just noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you first.

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