The Top Ten Best Pickup Lines

Even the best pickup lines are still just lines; however, not all pickup lines were created equal. Often, pickup lines elicit unfavorable reactions such as repulsion, anger, and offense. Most normal people, don’t look to the pickup line as a means to get hit. Even those who like the occasional rough play want to get beyond the immediate shut down of a reddened hand print across the face. If your not looking to be stopped before your started then what is the true purpose of the pickup line? Well, for me, it’s to move my friends and colleagues to laughter while killing time at the water cooler. The following pickup lines are by no means sure-fire deal closers, but they are ten of the best pickup lines I’ve heard.

10. Would you like to dance or should I screw-off again?

9. May I end this sentence in a proposition?

8. Do you mind if I hang out here with you until its safe to go back where I farted?

7. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

6. What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

5. (Go up to a girl standing alone and ask) Which lines haven't you heard tonight?

4. (Go up to a girl and ask) Did you invite all these people because I thought it was just going to be you and me tonight?

3. If God had a fridge, I bet there'd be a picture of you on it.

2. If I could be anything in the world, I'd want to be your tear. Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips.

1. How much does a polar bear weigh?
(Don’t know) I'm not sure either, but enough to break the ice.

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